1) My cave, my rules
2) Must be a Penguins fan to enter the cave
3) No whinin' or cryin'
4) Beer only (no foo-foo chick drinks)
5) Sports on TV 24/7
6) Man controls remotes
7) Farting and belching allowed
8) If it itches, scratch it
9) Junk food only (no veggie crap)
10) No chick flicks
11) Man is always right